2025-2026 NFL Season: The Kindness Thread Football • Page 1021

do non-americans golf

seems like a thing only people in the southeast care about

 

Golf was invented in europe you dunce

 

I think there’s pretty famously an event where countries play each other. Or at least UK vs US

 

“So the story goes …” 2nd to last thing I wanna hear the flight attendant start rambling about

 

Josh is correct

the ryder cup will be played 25mins from me this fall

 

Anyway I left my house to get breakfast (Taco Bell) and an old guy who walks our neighborhood had fallen and was bleeding ~a lot~ so I stopped to help him and get neighbors to help since I didn’t have towels or anything

eventually had someone get to his house and get his daughter in law who said he was on blood thinners

had a gash on his temple about the size of my pinkie

 

OMG they’re now wishing a passenger a happy birthday. Fuck off and just fly

 

Nadia’s sister lives 1 minute from Oakmont. Murph is going crazy reading this.

 

Old guy in middle seat just dropped his glasses and they slid under seat in front of him. Me and aisle seat passenger had to help him get them.

If you can’t just board a plane, sit down, and shut up without bothering everyone then we need to have a real conversation about the consequences

 

This is Donnie’s 9/11

 

My wife’s cousin got married at Oakmont.

She admitted to my wife while they were getting ready that she was cheating on her soon to be husband, and my wife tried to talk her out of getting married. She got married, then divorced a few months later, eloped with the guy she was cheating with. Then got a messy divorce a few years later after he was accused of abusing their kids.

probably not Oakmonts fault. It it was part of it, I’m sure.

 

The Scotland erasure will not be tolerated

 

donnies going through it rn. i get it though flying has a way of making me feel irritable like nothing else

 

Game day vision lmao

 

That’s in Europe man

 

oh david zip it

 

2 hours of paying complete attention always feels like such a huge commitment though lol

 

It’s not

 

it isnt lol

 

fuck

 

Eat shit I’m a hero today

 

Braver than the troops

 

Spoken like true neurotypical folks lol

 

My town once opened up a Chinese buffet called “the Brave Troops Buffet” and it had nothing to do with the military and lasted like 4 months. I liked their pudding selection