2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title • Page 943

dustin we cannot talk about Jimmy Eats World again

 

i actually never used snapchat for dirty stuff bc we would just text each other the stuff and my gf now is very anti sending n00dz and i respect it

so yeah

 

Don't worry I won't say another word about them

 

This was next to it and is a great album

 

Actually time may be a blur and we might have been in college at that point. Who the hell knows

 

Okay you're safe

 

some call Ken the Stove God

 

you can send me nudes

 

maybe i will

 

nearly choked on my coffee imagining girm opening up a text from me and its just hog

 

Just made me think of the Key and Peele sketch with the oversharing coworker for some reason lmao

 

Nadia: uhh what’s that?

Me: oh my casual online acquaintance Murph’s hog. He lives ON Long Island not IN Long Island. Say it correctly or he’ll get mad!

Nadia: I want a divorce

 

i'm gonna admit something to you guys

i have never intentionally watched key and peele

 

Me neither

 

Great show tbh

 

i have seen clips and memes and whatnot on the internet. i get the references. i have never put it on myself lol

 

One of the better sketch comedy shows for my money

 

I think I'd like it

Just haven't done it

 

I’ve seen the best sketches on YouTube. I’ve never watched an entire episode.

 

Speaking of nudes, I always think of this kid I know who was buying an Austin Powers costume at the equivalent of a Spirit of Halloween. And while in the dressing "room" (aka literally a curtain) he decided it would be funny to send his wife a dic* pic while she was at work in an important meeting.

As he was pants down and fluffing it up getting ready for the photo, the old lady who works at the store pulled the curtain wide open.

He then had to check out at the register, with her, to buy his Austin Powers halloween costume

 

I don’t even know where you’d stream it these days I just go back and watch clips at this point when I feel like it

 

tayuck arguing with no one

 

honestly, I really don't know what you're getting at here

 

No arguments just stream of thoughts. Picking up chick fil a