2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title • Page 715

Do drink raw eggs though

 

Sean’s best take yet

 

Egg Nog is delicious but requires at least an hour on the toilet

 

Across the pooniverse

 

It’s decent

 

Egg nog is amazing. So is the ice cream

 

Its only seasonal because a portion of the population, myself included, would die in under a year if it wasn't

 

This is such an Iowa story but when I worked at my grandparents grocery store I would have friends and family ask me to put eggnog to the side for them when a shipment would come in.


That shit is like crack to some people.

 

*white people

 

kinda worried id be one of those people

 

also worried about this


nobody tell Grant

 

It would kill you in under a year.


I assume this because your stomachs work backwards just like the way the water flows in your toilets.

 

This tracks

 

Walk Hard lowkey the best mockumentary/biopic. Love that JCR is supposedly going on tour as Dewey Cox.

 

Rock Star is basically a music biopic and it’s perfect and terrible lol

 

sup

 

@mark Shaks back

 

hmmm

 

Spinal Tap will forever be my favorite but Walk Hard is amazing.


I didn’t know that but I’d see it that for sure.

 

Drinking a beer. Cheers to the haters.

 

John C. Reilly Teases 2027 Dewey Cox Tour: "As Many Dates & As Big Of Places As We Can Do" [Video]

Planning for 2027

 

I’m starting to regret taking Vikes +3

 

how high were you to even make this

 

See, just like I said

 

you a cop?