2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title • Page 706

SON OF A BITCH

 

Dustin, I guess you have to ban me for an hour

 

I honestly didn't see it as you being Dustin'd I just figured that many people were observing and confirming the weakness of Max

 

I'll have you know that I can lift an entire large pizza into my mouth with no problems

 

Can you open the DiGiorno box though

 

Max you cannot be serious right now.

 

Nobody miscalculates their posts and has them backfire on themself like Max does

 

Max calls them Lean & Mean Cuisine

Idk. Something like that.
"Post Reply"

 

I respect that Max chose to post something that he thought may make him sound crazy, and stood behind it

I don't respect anything he said though

 

There is time to fix this

 

Why don't you fix it for him??!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! - Flood

 

Exactly what I was thinking!

 

This is so funny

 

Sad that I gotta wait to buy power wash simulator 2 since my job is a mess right now with our project being canceled and trying to repurpose me. Most likely will be forced to take a pay cut, I’m over this week

 

I would NEVER use that many exclamation points.

 

The first two are so clearly on purpose lol. Some of the other plays you could be like, well, that was a bad shot, but the first one especially, he literally rolls it to the other team

 

I'm never wrong

 

You're a good boy

 

Thanks dad

 

Nobody's ever said this

 

My dad is really good at stealing from grocery stores.

AKA getting 2 pounds of roast beef from the deli and while at the self checkout putting a pack of gum over the barcode and scanning that price instead

 

I hate to say it but the Jags hats are by far the best ones

 

lmao he must be going to an old af grocery store. these motherfuckers now are weighing and have cameras at the self checkouts. if you scan a pack of gum and drop 2 pounds of roast beef in there you're getting carried out in cuffs