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2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title • Page 704

Discussion in 'Sports Forum' started by popdisaster00, Sep 3, 2025.

  1. spiffa0 Oct 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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    I had to do community service for a disorderly conduct
     
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  2. Sean Murphy Oct 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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    pissing in public?
     
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  3. spiffa0 Oct 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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    You know it
     
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  4. spiffa0 Oct 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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    Public being a dark parking lot with no one around
     
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  6. imthegrimace Oct 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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    god was watching
     
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  7. spiffa0 Oct 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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    And three cops in one car as it turns out
     
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  8. Indigo Oct 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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    God's freaky like that
     
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  9. Mark III Oct 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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    I know the last crime I committed. It was theft.
     
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  10. Fucking Dustin Oct 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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    3 cops in one car sounds logical when you think about the fact that cars have many seats but for some reason I still pictured it like a clown car situation of tons of cops climbing out of a tiny car
     
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  11. Fucking Dustin Oct 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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    I guess every cop car is a clown car
     
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  12. Max_123 Oct 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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    Not even being a criminal, but it would be SO EASY to be a grifter if I didn't have, you know, a conscious
     
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  13. Mark III Oct 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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    Today started strong, but now I have a headache and don't want to finish what I have to do. And I'm leaving early.

    Falling fast
     
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  15. tvck Oct 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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    I've gotten 3 tickets in my life:

    1. speeding in Montgomery, TX when I was 18
    2. passing a car inappropriately in Bryan, TX when I was 20
    3. expired registration in Dallas, TX when I was 26

    I should have a lot more lmao
     
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  16. Max_123 Oct 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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    What does passing a car inappropriately mean lol

    Did you flip them off or moon them on their right
     
  17. imthegrimace Oct 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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    In Texas you gotta fire your gun in the air to let someone know you’re passing them
     
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  18. Mark III Oct 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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    I assume he passed on a double yellow
     
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  19. Drew Beringer Oct 23, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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  20. Mark III Oct 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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    My dad's friend would always give us bootleg copies of movies that looked like that growing up. Today's youth (Josh) are really missing out
     
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  21. Mark III Oct 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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    My oldest is about to get braces. Reasonably sure I will cry when I see her because I'm a big baby lol
     
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  22. tvck Oct 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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    passing a car on a 2 lane highway where I didn't have the protected dotted lines.
     
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  24. tvck Oct 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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    person in front of me was driving like 30 in a 55 and I got impatient and passed him on a curve without a protected line and a cop was around the corner.
     
  25. tvck Oct 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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    I'm sure there's a technical term for it, but I don't remember
     
  26. Randall Mentzos Oct 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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    I’m a criminal I’ve gotten stuff free at grocery stores and I’ve done very Not Legal drugs
     
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  27. Fucking Dustin Oct 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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    The legal term is performing an "uh-oh"
     
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  28. Mark III Oct 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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    The grocery store is the last place I committed a crime also
     
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