2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title • Page 297

@Texas Flood better ride it’s a small world in February

 

Made that mistake my first time there.

 

I've told this before but when I was younger my mom made me go on this ride when I didn't want to and it broke down in the middle but the song was still playing the whole time so we had to wait in there for like an hour with the song on a nonstop loop and it was the most miserable I've ever been at a theme park

I have not gone to WDW since

 

There is a small launch coaster at Kennywood that’s kinda newish and I never rode it until this year and that thing is wild 0-50 in like 2 seconds.

 

We had a small carnival come to town when I was like 12. My mom made me go on that ring of fire rollercoaster circle rides. Safety bar came up while it was upside down and I had to grip it as hard as possible to keep it down. Haven’t felt like going on roller coasters since that lol

 

That would be terrifying but also incredible for the family dynamic as a kid

 

"Clean your room Joe"
"No, you tried to kill me on ring of fire"

 

Ive been on a couple RCs that skipped the track. Scary but also fun in a sick type way

 

dave you dont get to choose where the earthquakes are

 

Back in high school we got drunk before going to a local amusement party (bad idea) and immediately my pantaloons almost fell off riding an old ass wooden rollercoaster. Surprised I didn’t get a splinter in my eye

 

yeah the Jack rabbit supposedly jumps the track at one point but I think that’s just a rumor

 

she told me I was being dramatic and there’s no way it lifted up lol

 

That's so bullshit that you didn't even get the benefits, damn, I'm so sorry

 

my wife and her family had to get evacuated off a stuck coaster at Silver Dollar City once lol

 

actually i hope dave never has to experience an earthquake bc then we'd have to experience him buying a house again

 

my parents house has a big ass crack running across the ceiling from an earthquake

hopefully they sell it before they die and don't leave it to me

 

the most earthquake i remember feeling was one that happened on like a saturday night in 2011 or 2012, i remember it affected an osu football game

 

grant has a big ass crack

 

my fear is being stuck on one while it goes over a loop. I would lose my shit

 

that's reasonable

 

Have you told them that earthquakes typically happen on the ground

 

actually in that instance your shit would probably be in a pretty secure spot. i'd be more worried about whats in my pockets.


unless thats where you keep your shit idk your life

 

bad

 

I remember going to the Six Flags in Valencia with our youth group. One of the kid's dads had a permanent limp so we used him as our chaperone to get passes to the front of every line for the day lol

 

I'm safe Sean's shit post was worse and right after mine