2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title • Page 293

we take a year of oklahoma history here in high school



dumbass

 

which year?

 

one of them

 

and you purposefully picked the smallpox blankets year

really sus if you ask me

 

fuck you buc-ee's

 

Apparently this isn't a thing in other states

We do Texas history but yeah Laura said that was weird

 

i'm here for the buc-ees downfall.

 

Fans of the TV show Bad Monkey knew this already

 

all 13 of them huh

 

I love spending time at Buc-ees but I like turtles more than that

 

I really wanted a pet turtle but Laura wouldn't let me which is how we ended up with a dog instead

 

Just picturing Josh meeting his evil counterpart from Buc-ee’s and getting into an alley street fight.

 

he definitely makes more money than me

 

By my ex's house they always go to Pilot and I do actually think Josh's evil counterpart works there

 

I had a lot of pet frogs as a child as some as an adult because they lived a long time

 

in 5th grade our class had anoles we all cared for and when I moved away part way through the year they let me take the anoles with me

they didn't last a super long time

 

I had 2 anoles in my office when I worked as an estimator and 1 ate the other

 

i had a few wild caught horny toads too when i was like 12/13

one of my foster siblings had an albino leopard gecko, that was sick

 

wow so that simpsons episode was real?

 

all of them are

 

Yeah I had 1 horny toad at my dad's house and 1 at my mom's house

The 1 at my dad's house got lethargic and we let him go back into the wild

The 1 at my mom's house she starved while I was on a Boy Scouts camping trip (I told this story before for sure)

 

When my dad and my mom were still together he caught a snake and kept it in a terrarium in his closet (they each had their own closet in their bedroom) for weeks without my mom finding out and she eventually did and made him let it go

 

man i do not like snakes lol

 

I had native frogs as pets. The bull frog plot from the Simpsons episode is based on what had already happened here with the cane toad when they introduced it to eat cane beetles.