2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title • Page 278

when i lived with grimace he had a certificate but we werent married

 

4 hours until I drive to Anaheim god bless

 

do you think alana haim is named that to sound like anaheim

 

this isn’t very nice

 

love 2 have a wife

 

how else would you have money

 

It is weird we do the "Nadia's house" bit with Grimace, and not Patrick lol

 

It can't be Megan's house because the butler owns one of the pantries

 

well grim moved into her already owned house (i believe). i think pat at least threw a couple bucks into the mortgage fund.

 

they like to constantly remind me of buying a house with my ex and getting fucked over, losing a bunch of money and having to clean and sell the house myself while paying rent and a mortgage! good bit

 

ok grumpy

 

who is 'they'

 

megan makes way more than me but i also make enough on my own to be a home owner lol

 

also correct

 

my haters

 

in CHARLOTTE???

 

this is why they're internet acquaintances and not friends smgdh

 

pat release the tax returns

 

i don't live in charlotte

 

can't release them if you don't file

 

I do not split everything with Nadia this is very true.

 

@IRS this is parody i cannot be arrested

 

Everything in this thread falls under parody law except for when it's Dave's turn in the draft