2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title • Page 252

Busy day in the city of Philadelphia:
Turnstile at the Mann (I attended)
Lumineers at citizen bank park
Adam Sandler at Wells Fargo
John Mulaney at the Met
Cartel at the TLA (spiff attended)

Suffice to say Ubers are spensive tonight

 

paul is doing a lennie from of mice and men impression for zero reason at all

 

So fucking bummed I couldn’t see Turnstile / Mannequin Pussy. Even if I had the money no way I could’ve got off work

 

Man I caught someone giving me eyes across the street and i walked by and saw her turn around and look at me, so I went and smoked half a joint and came back all confident and we ended up exchanging numbers lol. It was like 5 women and 2 dudes and the women were like “okay Randalllllll” and the dudes were like “damn that approach was gangsta, straight playa shit” as I was walking away lmao. Didn’t feel real, I laughed. They were probably tipsy for sure, Friday night, and I might have got a way different reaction if they weren’t. but it was like, corny movie dialogue hahaha

when I tell you this wouldn’t have happened in my wildest dreams even like 3 years ago when I still had no idea what I was doing with dating at 32. I mean it lol. I just don’t be giving a fuck at 35 years old I just say the shit and don’t overthink it. I just told her she looked really beautiful tonight and her dress was awesome, showed good taste, and that if she thought I was making eyes it’s because I was and I’d love to take her out sometime. Then we exchanged questions about what we do for a living and stuff.

I was thinking to myself “man she’s way too cute to not say SOMETHING fuck it” and I got that cannabis courage. (In me, not on me.)

 

She’s from Trinidad apparently and she works at John’s Hopkins university. color me intrigued

might be a little older than me judging by the folks she was with but damn she did not look it lol.

 

HYR

 

lmao one of my best friends is on his honeymoon in iceland and just texted our group asking "holy shit have you guys ever heard of icelandic hot dogs" @Max_123

 

Did you tell him what they call them in Iceland

 

hysf

 

Dog had diarrhea all over the living room, also pooped on my shoe

 

That’s what you get for going to MCS without me man

 

You would have loved being tall there Grant

 

Didn’t get home til after midnight and gotta do it again tonight. Too old.

 

These security questions getting out of hand

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SQJAeA/

 

Simply get home earlier

 

I would if concerts would end earlier !

 

rise of the resistance good and fun ride

 

souce?

 

SOUCE

 

Mariners beat the Astros last night

Beard is somewhere crying rn

 

I am no coward I will simply take that L of not spelling correctly and will not be editing

 

Gotta trim some hedges if you know what I mean

 

okay man