2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title • Page 187

my favorite GOT episode

 

was it dylan that said he doesnt physically wash his legs or feet because the water and soap runs down there anyway?

 

absolutely not. i scrub thoroughly

 

sounds like something Randall would say

 

simply scrub your gams and dogs

 

scrub your ass

 

Randall takes absurdly long showers I don't think he would say that

 

When he and Matt lived together in Atlanta I visited and Randall and I were gonna go to lunch together and he was like "I'ma take a quick shower" and I think Matt and I played 1.5 NBA2K games during that shower

 

That lunch place ruled btw I don't remember the name though, I forget every time I think of it

 

he was crankin hog

 

Shower water adds too much friction to the task I'd be impressed

 

OK so we can rule out one thing from Dustin's mystery post.

 

i'm a point in my life where i do not need to do anything remotely sexual in the shower. plenty of other places. it never ever lives up to the hype. i'm in and out of the shower in like 4 minutes.

 

It basically is what the post was lmao but it was so obviously a joke (at least I think it was obvious)

The delivery was much more crude and gross

 

Any time we've tried or done shower activities it always ends up being "okay let's just go somewhere else"

 

It's never like the movies I can promise you that

 

Unless it's at Loves in which case we just go crazy

 

yeah shower stuff is not comfortable, super awkward, and potentially dangerous lmao. I'm just thinking about not slipping and falling the whole time

 

The danger is the 1 positive IMO at least then if I die it can be like "yeah he died like he lived, getting laid nonstop" and then everyone at my funeral can go "hell yeah" at the same time and I can be buried wearing sunglasses

 

well now ive completely changed my position on the matter

 

Just remembered this classic

 

Fixed

 

my grandpa died from a heart attack doing sex

 

hell yeah gramps!