2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title (ARCHIVED) • Page 95

GM

 

Ah this is what that Menzingers song is about

 

It sucks companies still drug test for weed, especially in legal states
I had to do a fucking hair test for this job which is especially insane

 

don’t think this is true

 

Now any time Sean tries to gotcha one of us we can just be like "you put IcyHot on your dick"

 

never had The Talk

 

youve also never had The Sex

 

When a man and a woman feel an attraction and are also in the back of a Toyota Corolla

 

My dad did a half assed super awkward attempt at The Talk.

 

i lost my virginity in the back of a 1997 dodge intrepid

 

i have had so few Serious Conversations About Things with my father lol

 

this exact one?

 

no mine was in much worse shape

 

impressive that a 1997 intrepid was still on the road in 2022

 

you piece of shit

 

See this is an opportunity

 

Closest “talk” I ever got was my mom telling me about the day I was conceived

 

I lost my virginity (weird term in general) in a bed

I'm still friends with the person who took it and if she ever introduces me to someone she's always like "this is Dustin I took his virginity"

 

i paid legitimately $368 for that car. it had been sitting for years because the old woman that had owned it couldn't drive. paint was faded all over the top, headliner was falling down inside the car. it was a mess

 

he paid more for the sex than the car

 

what i should have said here was "i got married in 2023, dumbass"

 

How down bad are you that you take $368 for your car

At what point do you just say "just keep it"

 

i've said it before but the night i lost my virginity was the night of the insane Tavon Austin game vs OU lmaoooo I remember her parents were watching it when I picked her up