2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title (ARCHIVED) • Page 94

Kaitlyn Bristowe was a lurker for sure but we need a true poster

 

Anyway yeah not watching that franchise again probably but will enjoy reading comments about it here

 

harrison butker ass post

 

Taylor as Bachelorette is going to be wild and so much fun, amazing decision

 

congrats on the gig @tvck

 

hannah brown was a true poster but for truth social

 

that’s mean but she also said the n word on camera so ya know

 

So true such a disappointment (an unsurprising one but one nonetheless)

 

slept weird and my neck hurts please shovel me into the ground no coffin please just wet wet mud

 

I got stiff necks as a kid like every single fucking day. Was putting on icy hot like it was soap

 

back when i was first learnin' how to fuck i tried a trojan 'fire and ice' condom which was basically supposed to be an icy hot sensation for the lady (who wants that down there) and i put it on backwards and it was I who bore the brunt of the very unnecessary lubricant.

 

How does this even happen

My state's sex education was just a WWJD bracelet and I figured it out correctly by just winging it

 

Holy shit. I love that.

We used to just slab it on our balls and have a horrible time

 

i put it on upside down and by the time i realized why it wasnt unrolling the damage was done

 

I gotcha okay yeah that's fair and sucks

For some reason I thought you got it all the way on and were like "wait what"

 

i didnt really have much sex ed growing up in a family that regularly attended church and then being a catholic school kid

very much learn on the fly kinda stuff

 

I hate how you get the job offer then have to do the drug test I feel like it should be the other way around. Not that I think I have anything to worry about because I’m not a big weed user and it’s been a month at least since I did anything.

 

Yeah both of my parents just assumed the other parent was gonna take care of it and neither of them ever did and my health class was as previously mentioned so it was definitely winging it the whole way

 

i remember my HR director calling me about the drug test and was implicitly like "dont worry we dont even look for marijuana anymore" lol obviously every company is different but, feels like less and less of a hindrance these days.

 

FWIW that is not how I ended up with kids, that is a different story and was not due to poor sex ed

 

Can’t wait to finally get The Talk so I can start doing sex

 

surprised jesse has waited this long

 

no one asked for this story, man

 

I had the talk with one of my kids recently

I think it's definitely something to not just have one talk about because time changes a lot of things but yeah it was an awkward first talk but I do think it was better than anything either of my parents told me so

 

youre all better for having read it