2025-2026 NFL Season: Sean Wants a Title (ARCHIVED) • Page 106

too heavy

 

mark loves bezos

 

i’m SICK of this dude

 

ok let's unpack this

you want more plastic?

 

although if i used amazon maybe i wouldn’t have to drive 15 minutes out of my way to lift something that weighs less than my 2 year old

 

glass or paper dummy

 

Someone get Max on the horn

 

i have regular ups and fedex drivers at work

pete and cliff, respectively

also occasionally have a fedex driver that is either australian or from new zealand, i should ask

 

What's wrong with a can??

 

scorigami doc from creator Jon Bois hell yeah

 

pop from a can is the best. Be serious while getting a grip man

 

what’s right with them

 

cans > bottles. get rek'd.

 

try having a fountain soda for the first time in your life it’ll be life changing

 

fountain cup > glass bottle > dog shit from a butt > a can i guess > sure plastic bottles suck

 

you're way too trusting of the low-paid workers to clean those fountains

 

shak hates the working class

 

cans are ideal for beer. a keg is like a big can.

 

Fountain cup at #1 might be your most insane take yet and I almost respect it just for that

 

i had my suspicions

 

I have but neither dew tastes good. I do love me a coke from McDonalds or dr pepper/pibb from a gas station fountain

 

I went through an anti-can phase for a bit with beer, but then I realized that most of the best beers were canned and you just pour them into a glass and voila...no more can

 

Coke from McDonald's is a great fountain drink execution not gonna lie

 

its the best but you wont see me drinking coke from a can or bottle