If mama flood was in pain and needed me to rub her feet, I would. But just to do it? nah, fuck that homie.
Murph is obligated to say this because of his current relationship status (assuming he's still with the new lady)
I did make it clear that my wife was pregnant at the time.....you may not know this, but an extra human inside of you tends to weigh you down a bit and take a toll on your feet
I had a feet dream once that was very good and thought guess thats what im into now and tried it out in real land but it wasnt as good
Hey man, Dustin was bragging about getting a make out, I had multiple women getting handsy with me all night (I mean, they were nurses and they were using an ultrasound machine and the weird goo stuff but still)