2025-2026 NFL Season: no time to fire die • Page 594

Brother I lived off subway meatball subs ($3 promotion) and 7/11 sausages for a month because I used up all my “food money” at college before the semester ended

 

If we deny real shitter status to Donnie I'm gonna start banning people

 

well he said he paid for it dearly, which i took to assume out of his butt. so there was some shitting involved here.

 

@GrantCloud

it’s bad out there

 

a common misconception is that simply shitting makes you a real shitter. this is wholly false.

 

He didn't say he didn't do it though and handle it with grace

 

i dont make the rules pal

 

I actually make the #realshitter rules thank you

 

This may come as a shock to ya'll but I enjoy gas station pizza. Only from Casey's though

 

I accept your rulings

Not Sean's though

 

you ever put a gas station mcrib on gas station pizza?

 

I’ll make a decision in the next 3-19 business days

 

well now I know what Im having for dinner

 

At the health club?

 

FWIW I'm not having shitting problems from the pizza though I'm just having burping problems which is different

 

I feel like this got missed and and it should not have

 

Ahhh Mark's here I gotta go

 

First I'm hearing

 

Murph is a real shitter due to his post quality

 

Assuming this is pizza related

 

Sigh

This was good I clicked Like

 

bad post man

we know youre capable of better

 

Do you wanna step outside

 

For what it is worth, I would literally NEVER get sick from pizza. And if I did, I would just redact myself and everyone would always wonder why