2025-2026 NFL Season: no time to fire die • Page 493

We gotta get josh one of those life alert bracelets and we all get a monitor for it

 

Only if it is able to shock him too

 

Now we’re talking

 

So uncalled for at a time like this

 

Josh, have you tried standing up? Usually works for me.

 

I’m gonna have you killed

 

As long as you're moving around, I'm happy for you

 

Get yourself to physical therapy

 

Finished the episodes of Stranger Things. Very ehhhh group of episodes compared to other seasons in my opinion. Didn't hate them or anything, but just not what I was hoping for. Surprised to see a lot of people on board with them. Hope the rest are better.

 

at the very minimum, for his own safety he needs to un-private his profile

 

You have to wonder what he's hiding

 

Spiff I can’t get up

 

Like. Surgery is really on the table here

 

Vanilla coke tastes so much better out of a can than it does out of a plastic bottle, it's bananas

 

I would make another joke about you needing to be able to get to the doctor to have surgery, but that does really suck, man. I hope you're able to get up soon/everything works out. I realize this probably also sounds sarcastic, but I am being genuine

 

Ken coming in and posting about Vanilla coke while Josh might starve to death on the floor is great

 

No, it's vanilla

 

As a gesture of goodwill the thread would officially like to offer to donate Mark's back to help you out @JoshIsMediocre

 

Fuckin nailed it

 

this is grim level

 

I don't hate you, but this doesn't help

 

well, no. I'm not that concerned about Josh

 

I'm the mod I get to make the call

 

He can edit posts and make medical decisions. When will it end?!