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OCTOPUS (as opposed to octopi)

 

it’s also because Fresno has like 7 in n outs and my city has 1 and no one wants to drive to Fresno one’s lol

 

Put up the Christmas decorations today. Will be cooking a roast and then enjoying the evening by watching Season 3 of the Mormon Wives

 

just spent $300 on two monitors at Costco

now to buy a hot dog and pizza as a little treat

 

Get a few small chicken bakes

 

It was cover the roots/lower the stem by Moving Mountains.

 

eat it nerd

 

We’re like 5 minutes away from the most obvious Murph post of all time

 

how many televisions?

 

Ill leave the low hanging fruit to posers like pat

 

HYB love a roast

 

Y'all could have gone straight to the source, which is this badass podcast on octopuses (also acceptable, octos)

How Octopuses Upend What We Know About Ourselves

 

And yet you didn’t show up last night

 

then why not say octopusES

CHECKMATE

 

going back tomorrow when my credit limit gets increased to $10k to buy all the TVs

 

Oh i was there

 

Well the mystery of why mama flood’s hips hurting this morning has been solved

 

Good movie

 

Donnie bring over the roast and we’ll fire up some Fred Clause

 

Pro coke tip for the thread from my buddy Brendan (getting divorced): always use the same nostril so the next day you still have one good nostril

 

ima share a secret normally I order a hot dog, pizza, chicken bake and then a ice cream to go

eat the first two at home and then let the chicken bake sit for a few hours then eat it later

ice cream just gets eaten after I let it melt first

 

Interesting why is he getting a divorce

 

Going over to chill on my BIL’s patio to watch football. I’m told there will be plenty to eat and to enjoy as much beer and whiskey as I please.

 

He no longer felt in love with his wife. We suggested counselling but he instead became an alcoholic, had an affair, crashed his car, quit alcohol, went to jail, got out, went to counselling, didn’t work, moved out, and now is getting divorced.