2025-2026 NFL Season: no time to fire die • Page 106

I don’t even know the last actual birthday party I had. It might have been when I was 18, honestly.

My wife and kids will make me a cake. At some point around my birthday we will celebrate a child’s birthday and they’ll probably also have a cake for me.

I have no desire to have people pay attention to me

 

Thought you were leaving???!!!??!!??!! - Josh sobbing in his crib

 

I’m in a waiting room, shut up

 

We are too we're waiting for you to leave

 

Josh, take notes. This was actually a good post

 

mark is whinging

 

No wonder he lost his mod-ship (mod-dom? Mod status?)

 

You’re all going to be very sad if they give me the Dave treatment at this doctor today

 

Remove a testicle?

 

the doctor is gonna fire you?

 

see you get it now

 

Doctor pulls up some scans and reveals a misalignment of testicles

 

make you sit through 12 interviews?

 

One time I had to have a scan done on my balls and in the documentation of the scans it says "Testicles appear unremarkable" and I was like gee thanks fucking asshole

 

Why am I under attack

 

10/10

 

Watching the new Claire Danes show on Netflix, really good first episode

 

Mama Flood is making a pot roast tonight that could feed a small village. All are welcome to dinner.

 

dress code?

 

I would say anything between semi casual to birthday suit is fine.

 

Gotta clean the house tonight because my parents are visiting tomorrow

 

already over work today, but I finally finished something last night so I got my dopamine hit for the week.

 

hope everyone is having a good Friday. glad this work week is nearing it's end. Seeing Running Man tonight. Reviews seem relatively mixed but I typically enjoy Edgar Wright's stuff so I'm sure I'll still have a good time. Really want to see Keeper soon too.

 

oh, sorry LC, hope you're having a good saturday. apologies

 

I have already left work for the day lmao gonna do some chores around the house I guess