2025-2026 NFL Season: no time to fire die • Page 105

bet he's got a story like yeah most people have one butthole but my buddy trent actually has two

 

"he was born with 2 and in 2nd grade he got a crayon stuck in it and the teacher had to pull it out in front of the class"

 

I’ve got almost a negative butt, according to my teacher

 

I have Hank Hill ass

 

donnie got a concave dumper

 

What kind of 32 year old throws themselves a birthday party? I have to go to that tonight somewhere in the city

 

you have the worst friends dude

 

after 21 youre not allowed to do big birthdays until 30 and after that nobody gives a shit anymore

i would punch donnie's friend in their 2nd asshole

 

It’s one of my wife’s friends and there’s prob a specific reason why we haven’t seen them in forever cause they do shit like this, but since we’ve declined most of the random hangouts we felt obligated to attend this one lol

 

Not allowed to throw yourself a bday

 

on my bday this year i went to another person's bday

thats being a grown up

 

You guys have friends?

 

Meant to post that in this voice not to show surprise that any of y'all have friends although that's a thing too

 

i have a few

im not interested in having more

 

Pretty sure last several I was traveling for work and spent the day in an airport lol. My “birthday dinner” was a bag of fruit snacks and a Powerade at 11 pm EST

 

I will be spending my bday this year with my closest 70k friends at the steeler bill game

 

Same bud. I know Ive said this before but Im all gut and no butt

 

best birthday i ever had was last year when i spent it by myself in philly drinking at monks and seeing bruce

 

This year for my birthday I played video games and cried

 

Another memorable one was spent at a vet while my cat got surgery and almost died because he was blocked

 

I bought a PS5 for my bday this year

 

Our friends did “nobody likes you” parties at 23 but yes, 21, 30 and then every 10 years after is acceptable

 

are you allowed to celebrate a 40th birthday? @Texas Flood? @Mark III? @ViTO pagano?

 

I did by buying a PS5

 

They are correct I do not like them