2025-2026 NFL Season: Donnie What? Football • Page 683

NWTKFS

 

It's like the song

 

i get bowls mostly bc this infuriates me. simply roll a tight burrito or go cut some chicken in the back.

 

also my favorite Mexican breakfast burrito spot is closed on Monday’s and like half the places don’t even open at 6 am when I wanted a burrito.

 

Oh god

 

Next time yall need a burrito rolled hit me up

 

just burritos?

 

Yesterday I was talking to David about how I like jerseys of retired players and would rather collect those than current players lately and wanted a Hines Ward one, and while we were talking about it I had the thought in the back of my mind of getting a custom Slat Wall jersey or a custom Grimace jersey

Just wanted to mention that as a potential thread activity

 

Oh shit that would make a good Bingo prize for the draft

Nvm doing that

 

Why I always get the burrito bowl

their portions are too big and wet and their tortillas are too shitty for an actual burrito

 

NOT THE SUBARU

 

that subaru has already been through enough

 

I could complain about how they put SO much sour cream and its SO liquidy its like you’re drinking milk out of the burrito

I could complain about how they never actually drain the tomato salsa so your tortilla just gets instantly soggy with straight tomato juice

but Chipotle employees don’t get paid enough to give a fuck and I respect that also lol

 

Right? I already slash my OWN tires lmfao

 

I cannot roll a joint, sorry not sorry

 

My dad has to go very low Sodium because of his liver nonsense and finding him food is a challenge

 

If you eat Chipotle that's on you tbh, can't complain about it at that point. You don't become a blink fan and act surprised when they make fart jokes

 

I can’t either I’m the worst pothead of all time. Dependent on bowls / bongs / concentrate / pre rolls or someone ELSE rolling the joint like a little baby

 

they do WHAT???

 

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

 

Much like blink though if you only play the good songs and skip the fart joke ones you can almost convince yourself you like it

 

And much like Chipotle you'd still be wrong

 

I do burrito bowl and I get my salsa and sour cream on the side to avoid sogginess

I also never go to a busy chipotle because that would be an awful order if a line was behind me