2025-2026 NFL Season: Donnie What? Football • Page 562

Checks notes: make people angry then leave

 

most of them are lol

the bronx is not long island, but queens and brooklyn are and its hilarious to watch someone from brooklyn squirm when you tell them they actually live on long island

 

I tried to keep dynasty leagues going in every sport for awhile & it was always a nightmare.

 

You gotta stop, that’s not Long Island. Being connected by land doesn’t mean it’s the same place

 

definitely

 

brooklyn and queens are physically located on the island

i dont make the rules

 

Don't bother them they're walkin here

 

and to be honest, the "long island accent" that gets made fun of is actually a brooklyn accent. the further out east you get the less anybody sounds like those weirdos

so if im gonna get looped in with those goons im gonna say theyre from long island

 

Ahhhh gotcha. I haven’t watched a full baseball game in prob a decade but for some reason play in this fantasy league and have made the championship like 4 years in a row lol - so gotta keep taking their money

 

Damn, murph a Long Island elitist now

 

I was excited for the tigers season but I’m getting more pessimistic about it. They decided to try and put Torkelson in the outfield and that’s gonna be a disaster. I just know that playoff run was gonna make them do nothing and just run it back

at least the Dodgers will be fun to watch

 

Yeah I can only do dynasty football because it’s the sport I follow and like the most. Makes this time of year fun to get to know the prospects to prepare for an April rookie draft. And it’s a league with my brothers and all our friends and we’re all fantasy degenerates so it’s fun

 

I'm excited for baseball but also sad about it because Laura broke her foot so close to opening day and Rangers-Red Sox is the opening series here so she has to miss the entire series after getting tickets to every game so that really sucks for her

 

HEY IM WALKING HERE

 

good one man, you nailed it

 

how was my accent?

 

6/9

 

Wasn't supposed to be said like Borat but you still nailed it

 

more like Lawn Guy Lind

 

there sure are lawns

 

this will undoubtedly stink, but I am excited nonetheless

 

a bit off topic but my book is out today for anyone who is interested

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DW1GLG72/?tag=absolutepunk-20

I accidentally forgot to credit the chorus NFL thread in my acknowledgments, sorry fam

 

yeah it'll at the very least be worth a laugh or two

 

(not jordan's book)

(unless maybe?)

 

Hell yeah just ordered