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we don't know for sure that they actually cooked it for 10 minutes

we are simply running with max's hyperbole

 

What's the difference between the 10 minute smell and a 9 minute smell

 

inb4 "1 minute"

 

There is a big difference in microwaving for an appropriate amount of time and microwaving too long and it just smells like charred ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

curious that max is an expert on the scent of charred ass

 

What's the longest everyone here has microwaved bacon

 

i do not microwave bacon

 

10 minutes

 

Yeah that's actually the first problem, microwaving it at all lol

 

So how do you know that's the smell then

 

What is this 20 questions

 

you brought this on yourself microwave boy

 

1 question actually

 

Bacon meant to be microwaved is fine and passable and usually takes 1:30 to 2 minutes

 

The HEB brand is ~30 seconds

 

When I was in a place to get better there was a guy that only ate microwaved bacon covered in syrup. He’d eat it 3 times a day.

 

I have microwaved bacon, air fried it, baked it in the oven

 

I sous vide my bacon

 

it’s never that long lmaooooo idiot

 

Jk can you imagine

 

Microwaving bacon is fine and it’s quick

 

It loses its crispness if you microwave it!!!!!

 

A couple days ago I had some eggs and microwaved bacon for lunch, it was good

 

this is what's in my fridge right now

jerks!