2025-2026 NFL Season: Donnie What? Football • Page 1032

would definitely be on brand!

 

wfan morning guy used to work in Pittsburgh sports radio and also heard this and was talking about it fwiw

rip stillers fans

 

Really happy for the Steelers fans here. You all deserve it!

 

donnie can be cruel

 

I was told to regale you all with a tale. This one is called The One Where Beads Got Called TF Out At The Nail Salon
I got my nails did and this was the conversation:
Nail Tech (NT): *sees my phone light up with my kids as my background* oh, those are your kids?
Me (Me): Yup!
NT: but where are they now?
Me: at home
NT: you have help at home?
Me: they're with their dad
NT: oh that was him texting? to say help?
Me: no... that was my brother in law haha
NT: your hands are very soft
Me: thank you
NT: you don't work very hard?
Me: I do marketing
NT: but you can't measure that, right? how do you know if what you do works or you just say it works to your boss and they pay you?
Me: actually, you can measure a lot now *explains boring marketing tech stuff*
NT: your hands are too soft. somebody helps you with housework?
Me: my husband does most of the housework
NT: ???????
Me: !!!!!!!!
NT: he helps you?!
Me: he does our dishes and laundry
NT: *starts talking animatedly to her coworker and pointing to my phone*
Me: *learning I can be self conscious of soft hands*

Lesson: when going to the nail salon, the less lotion you put on your hands, the better

 

he says it to my face too

 

I tell her every stress dream and they're almost always about work or my trumper family

 

have you tried just not worrying about it

 

respectfully, eat shit Jared

 

This is what I was vaguely thinking of but couldn’t remember lol

 

I hadn't seen that before and it cracked me up

 

I’ve seen it a few times, but it gets me every time

 

I apparently have to go to Nashville this summer.

 

get the hot chicken

 

Home Page | Kid Rock's Big Honky Tonk & Steakhouse

 

I heard about this great bar recently but can’t remember the name

 

I couldn't less want to do this lol

 

is there context for this nashville trip

 

Bet they play records or something too

 

i dont think thats correct

 

Sales & Marketing team meetings

 

What is Dave trying to hide??

 

Added the current RP data to his historic stuff:

- Travis Hunter is his best tracked prospect, no need to bring him up again lol

Routes:

- Jaylin Noel is his 8th highest rated
- Matthew Golden and Luther Burden are top 20.
- Jayden Higgins is 48/51, Tre Harris is 44/51. Everyone else around him has busted out pretty hard or is Rashee Rice who is king of manufactured targets on simple routes. Next best guys there are Keon Coleman and George Pickens but they're a decent amount above them too.

Situation (Man/Zone/Press/Double):

- Elic Aymanor grades 44/51 in zone, Tre Harris 42nd
- Higgins is 47th in press which is by far the worst when you factor in frequency.
- When factoring in rate, Ayomanor is 2nd best in class at beating double coverage. Golden is worth mentioning too but he didn't face it as much. Higgins has a high rate of beating double coverage but an abysmally low rate of coverage faced to the point where I find it EXTREMELY concerning. Only guys who faced it less often were Polk, Skyy Moore, and Metchie.

Overall:

- Jaylin Noel is the top guy after Hunter, finishing in 7th overall.
- Matthew Golden is 12th, right next to Ladd McConkey which is a good analytical comparison for him
- Tet and Elic finish out the top 20.
- Higgins is 47/51, Tre Haris is 42nd.