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too bad we can’t go to sex world it will be closed

 

FUCK

 

go fetch

 

Dylan gonna post his jobs and include “husband”

 

It can be a job if you have a hotwife

 

i see a gap in the market that needs filled

so to speak

 

you guys to that to each other?

 

never work a day of your life if you enjoy what you do

 

I played hues and clues or something a few weeks ago, fun enough.

 

god the logistics of that whole thing must be a nightmare

 

Dylan would be on top of it though (not literally though) he'd have a spreadsheet with pivot tables and everything

 

or who you do

 

crass

 

wonder if we can buy that gold dong and reopen it

 

Think we got a good investment opportunity fall on our laps fellas

 

Buy the dong for our middle of the country meet up party.

 

Is that what people are doing on TikTok?!?!?!?!

 

This is true for me

 

Was really hard to remember every fuckin job I had lol. These are split up into “phases” of my life. At all the restaurants I was a server, I specify my job otherwise

during my first few years of college
1) Front desk CA at a UMD dorm (age 18)
2) Starbucks, College Park MD (age 19-20)

when I took a leave of absence from college to go live in the mountains:
3) Starbucks, Warrenton VA (age 21)
4) Olive Garden, Manassas VA (age 21)
5) Flint Hill Public House, Flint Hill, VA (21)

when I came back to my first attempt at college but lived in Baltimore the first time:
6) Outback Steakhouse, Laurel MD (22)
7) Mount Vernon Stable & Saloon, Baltimore MD (22)
8) Carrabba’s, Pasadena MD (23)

moved outta Baltimore & in with my bassist, and dropped out of school / started Terrain:
9) GameStop (assistant manager), Annapolis MD (23)
10) Guitar Center (guitar sales), Glen Burnie MD (23)
11) O’Loughlin’s Pub, Arnold MD (23-24)
12) Ram’s Head Roadhouse, Crownsville MD (24)
13) Bridgman Communications (phone cabling & install intern + office clerk) Sterling VA (24)
14) Carrabba’s, Ellicott City MD (24-25)

moved to Jacksonville with @CarpetElf :
15) Carrabba’s, Jacksonville FL (25-27) *Elf moved out a year later but still worked with me
16) Chart House (first fine dining job), Jacksonville FL (27-28) *this is when Elf moved to Charlotte and then Denver
17) European Street Cafe, Jacksonville FL (28)

moved to Atlanta with @CarpetElf:
18) Superica (authentic Tex mex), Atlanta GA (29)

***pandemic, went back to college in MD****
19) Teaching Assistant for a 300 level Python course & a 400 level data science course (31)
20) Riviera Tapas Bar, Riverdale MD (31)
21) Primrose (a wine bistro), Washington DC (31)

**finished college, moved to Baltimore**
22) Sagamore Pendry (second fine dining job), Baltimore MD (32)
23) Hear.com (telemarketing hearing aid sales), WFH (33)
24) Cindy Lou’s Fish House, Baltimore MD (33)
25) The Port Comedy Club (bartender), Baltimore MD (33)
26) Magdalena at the Ivy Hotel (current job), (34-)

only jobs I kept longer than a year (in order) were:
-Starbucks
-GameStop
-Carrabba’s in FL
-all 3 fine dining jobs

every single time I left restaurants to do something else I made less money and FUCKING hated my job and my life lol so I kept going back

 

Black Friday prices in JULY? How can you say no??

 

The saddle better come with the dong

 

I need a few more months of sample size for the EV charger, but as of right now I don’t know that there’s much of a cost difference driving an EV vs. an ICE, which sucks

 

A fun thing would be a secret santa where everyone in this thread gets each other a remote control toy but keeps the remote, if only it'd work over long distances

 

I mean yeah idk