2025-2026 NFL Season [ARCHIVED] • Page 767

He keeps objecting he's pretty good at that, wonder where he gets it from

 

murph - like 80% fake because although he's a PM he rarely leaves the office - love's PMs travel 4 days a week
me - 75% fake 25% forklift but less email than typical fake email jobs
patrick - i'm gonna say 90% real 10% 3 hour lunch breaks to go to the movies
flood - very very real, very very important
grimace - works from home, healthcare industry, fake as hell, medicare 4 all
spiffa - 50% real
dave - fake, marketing is dishonorable
max - fake, IT is dishonorable
todd - fake
dustin - fake
mark - fake and evil
pop - real, honorable, should be commended
elf - real, someone's gotta do it
dylan - fake and overpaid
grant - 75% fake 25% complaining about his hard working coworkers while he sits in a truck, but he does put in hours
donnie - fake, but costa rican
shak - fake
cobra - real
jr - real and honorable
brokendown - fake, what is it like home inspections stuff? idk man
drew - very fake but good for him
coma - incredibly fake
hummy - very real
chad - pretty real

 

every friday im like "ah yes surely this is the friday that new dirty nil album comes out" and it never is that friday

 

I'm the only one working today, vibing to some great kpop music through my HyperX headset

 

god dammit dustin

 

my job is fake like 90% of the time

the other 10% I'm annoyed that I have to work

 

my salary is real

 

this made me realize I don't know what half of the people in here do for work

 

someone who is constantly talking about their job was left out of this hmm

 

Josh just made a list

 

that was not the question

 

there's multiple locks on that door, for everyone's sake

 

I think my favorite entry is spiffa's being 50% fake 50% real because accountants keep that balance

 

bad list, gonna block Josh for a bit

 

Yeah where's Squall

 

JR might have the only real job in the thread

 

*extreme Randall voice* just go to a movie for 3 hours

 

"fake, but costa rican" was my favorite one

 

drew no

 

my job is very real

 

I like that one too and the massive amounts of praise for Flood's job

 

been getting a disproportionate amount of automated triggering bullshit (meaning they should have never generated) cases lately just for people who work cash intensive jobs and more specifically in construction and i know it’s just a computer system but it feels racial …. like just let these contractors trying to roof deposit their 5K they aren’t hurting anyone??

 

keeping track of all those kids is a Career not a job

 

I think Josh did a solid job on the list I'd give him a B+ and bump up the realness of his job (mod) by 5%

 

murph - project manager for remodels and stuff
me - middle management of light construction team and shipping/receiving at corporate warehouse
patrick - financial crime investigator
flood - toilets
grimace - medical billing
spiffa - comptrolling whatever the hell that means
dave - I think B2B marketing?
max - IT for hotel chain
todd - data analyst for smartsheet
dustin - i honestly have no idea even though he's explained it before
mark - college admission stuff
pop - teacher
elf - fishmonger at whole foods
dylan - city clerk for commerce city, co i think
grant - supervisor of some construction team that runs cables or something
donnie - training costa ricans
shak - it or marketing or editing or something?
cobra - warehouse/distribution stuff, maybe for the Gap?
jr - runs a nonprofit in Pittsburgh/part time board game influencer
brokendown - fake, what is it like home inspections stuff? idk man
drew - apple store stuff
coma - terrorism adjacent
hummy - construction/operates heavy machinery
chad - runs an auto shop?


@theagentcoma hope this helps