2025-2026 NFL Season [ARCHIVED] • Page 766

pathetic

 

Is there anyone in the office who can sing in your ear to help

 

who has fake jobs and who has real jobs josh

 

i keep my airpods at work, i rarely need them at home

 

Someone may know Wonderwall

 

oh we gonna have a discussion on which jobs are more important than others today?

 

no i specifically come in on fridays bc no one is ever here lol

 

give me a second

 

Going into the office on a Friday in the summer is rough why do that to yourself

 

rank jobs or stfu

 

because it’s empty

 

Maybe someone on fiverr could do it

 

Instacart headphones

 

Okay I do want to clarify that I think my job is a fake job

However I work with a lot of people with real jobs who don't do their real jobs and those end up falling onto me too so I kinda have a real job? But also it's not my job so idk

 

i don’t think they’re that instant

 

tell your boss to put in one of those best buy vending machines like in the airports where you can just get a pair of beats on demand

 

Also add a Carvana

 

i don’t judge jobs i’ve had fake jobs and real jobs it’s all just a job

unfortunately my job now is very real but they treat me good so shrug emoji

 

yeah man i’ll get on that

 

don't make me say the G word

 

this could go a lot of ways

 

Grant?

 

Grim?

 

Gabagool?

 

Seems like people are offering pat good suggestions but he’s not receptive.