2025-2026 NFL Season [ARCHIVED] • Page 687

My pee has so many stories to tell

 

"We're sorry you didnt pass the drug test"

"but i dont do drugs!!"

"yeah thats why you fukkin loserrrrr lmao"

 

it being legal I feel like it shouldn’t matter imo but I don’t know the rules or laws.

 

“I didn’t get any traces of heroin in your sample, are you afraid of commitment?”

 

Do tell

 

It’s up to the company’s discretion even in states where it’s legal. Dumb as hell

 

I got stoned in the car right before taking a piss test once when I was like 19

 

This one is real as hell

 

thats probably not advised

 

Cobra get out there and find love

 

be careful I got in school suspension for making fun of my future best friend Jon for having a girlfriend in first grade

 

Damn Josh still didn’t see Superman all the way through?

 

The hiring manager used be a manager at the job I then had. She was like "your test tested positive for marijuana. Doesn't your office still drug test??"

I wanted to be like no they don't, and if they did the people who have your old position wouldn't work there because I know for a fact they all smoke weed lol

 

Fucking Jon. Loser

 

Some chuckles catching up this evening

 

if I find love you’ll never see me again

actually you know what that sounds nice

 

Had a hot girl giving me eyes at the bar the other night. Then when she sat down at my table my dumb buddy who I have known since 4th grade started making fun of her for liking EDM and scared her away. Goddamnit lol

 

Thats the spirit!!!!!!!!!!!

 

its completely backwards how so many blue collar jobs do randoms for weed. i feel like we need it for pain relief more then most

 

Rank them

 

fraudulent assssss

 

why is that dbag mcafee doing the hr derby

 

Leave me alone

 

It's an insurance/liability thing. I know in Florida almost all food service jobs still do.