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ok fine you have a walkway

 

this feels so derogatory

 

We have a back porch if you know what I mean

 

“I have one testicle, hi I’m Dave, what’s your name?”

 

Dave ass post

 

stop looking at my house

 

do you trim?

 

my wife cut her hair pretty short recently and the other day she had it kinda slicked back and i told her it looked like florence pugh from dune 2 and her response was "oh. would you have a threesome with florence pugh?"

 

It's more of a "Everyone with two testicles take one step forward, not so fast me" thing

 

That's how my old boomer boss used to work from home during Covid. Kitchen table, only laptop screen. Pain

 

I mean....does she have the hookup?

 

Very much yes

 

Like 77% of my IRL friends have kids now so it’s hard to meet up/plan things. I meet up with my bff Jon almost every week though. We hang out with Nadia’s sister and BIL a lot too because they don’t have kids either.

 

Too many different conversations have already happened this morning god damn

 

Anyways I greet every new person I meet with "Hi I'm Max and I'm neutered"

 

Jesus

 

Is this why Josh hasn't introduced Kelsey to me and Laura yet

 

You and my buddy JD should start a club

 

I feel this. On the flipside it's f'ing hard to have young kids and maintain adult friendships. We're just getting to ages where we can do babysitters and maybe go out again.

 

that’s what my cat jesse does too

 

idk how much these feelings extend to people that aren't florence pugh

 

I was picturing you at a grocery store while someone is buying eggs and discovering one is cracked and going "yeeeeah been there"

 

I was going off that plus the texts

 

aka friends