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Oh no...I hate to break this to you, but you're either born with it OR it's Maybelline.

 

Trust me man. If MATT BRAM is calling me a real shitter, I’m a real shitter. I feel sorry for you you haven’t witnessed such greatness. Fairly ironic as well considering Matt’s reason for saying that isn’t because I complain about shitting, it’s from actually seeing me leaving to take shits as my roommate and personally seeing it’s not a normal amount even though I thought for my whole life it was normal.

THATS a real shitter. “I drank a lot and now I’m shitting a lot” is everybody.

 

I'm glad I've never been a witness to any of y'all shitting

 

That's just me, though. Others may feel different

 

really only a matter of time tbh

 

Sincerely hope that this is not true. Cannot imagine how it would be

 

Speaking of, gotta go shit again lmao

 

Shak, please...it's never too late to turn your life around

 

ominious

 

my dad bought my brothers and I tickets to the WAS/LAC game in LA in October and they're all complaining they can't wear their 'vintage' Washington gear lol

 

the council does not, and never has considered the opinions of Elf. the man's insides cower at the mere thought of a piece of bread. that kind of moral weakness cannot be qualified.

using him as a reference only sharpens the already damning evidence that you still have much to learn about shitting.

 

bunch of fucking losers. hate how there's this dumbass movement to return to their racist name.

 

I love this website

 

Randall is a real shitter in the sense that he should go see a doctor.

 

You fail to understand.

Elf ate bread constantly (and drank beer constantly) and fought through those shits for almost 30 years and stopped because it would medically damage his insides if he continued. He was not aware of his gluten intolerance until recently.

respect your elders

 

Lotta shit heads in this thread if you know what I mean

 

this is weakness personified. real shitters simply have moral and mental control.

i'd be happy to direct you to a better, stronger mentor for your sorely needed continued education in the arts.

 

i think i will assign randall to the mentorship of @Texas Flood

idk whos gonna hate it more, but i think thats what makes it work

 

Actually it didn't start until Charlotte lol. It typically onsets late.

 

Wolves don’t concern themselves with the opinions of soft-shitters.

 

Weirdos all of you