2025-2026 NFL Season [ARCHIVED] • Page 44

Shitters be shittin

 

Madden needs to take notes from NHL 25s franchise mode.

 

This is essentially a paraphrase of my favorite Sopranos scene, but it's very sexist, so I won't post the video

 

Matt you are the only person I know who wants the ability to expand to 48 teams or shrink to 6 lollll

 

this is why you will never be on the council

 

I don’t like the last 20 minutes of posts

 

Shrink is dumb but hell yeah I wanna expand to 48

 

simply stop traveling so you can post more

 

Au contraire, I’ve been anointed to the council by another Real Shitter (@CarpetElf) you on the other hand are self proclaimed while merely cosplaying

 

Not sure my presence would have affected the horrific content of those posts

 

One cannot add themselves to the Real Shit Council, you must have a letter of recommendation.

 

I don't like the last 87 hours, 25 minutes of posts

 

Did not ask

 

brother, i am the council

 

It was implied

 

I think it’s fine in that context, the sexism of the mafia isn’t being praised it’s being examined and shown in a realistic and critical light

 

I created the real shitter status and I alone determine who is and isn’t.

 

Tell you what Sean if you do Dry July and still feel like a real shitter afterward then I will give you that crown. As of right now, I only see “drinking 8 beers at a time and shitting normally how one would from drinking 8 beers at a time” IMITATING a real shitter

 

Anyways gotta go trim some hedges if you know what I mean

 

Only sober people are real shitters. There's only a few of us in here and I don't think Randall is on that council

 

Damn my rental is a Ford Escape. Boring.

 

I am absolutely sure you saw me disappear into the bathroom for 15+ minutes at my show lol

 

randall being a real shitter isnt something you feel, it's simply something you are. you're born with it. just like Maybelline.

 

Weed doesn’t make you shit, only alcohol ;)

(well, and psychedelics but that’s beside the point)