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P sure I’ve mentioned this before but I actually dropped out of HS and got my GED

 

sigh… i literally have a doctorate

 

A pretty huge…

 

So did Dave Thomas from Wendy's

 

Same hell yeah

 

He’s just like me fr fr

 

Can you fix Randall's hand?

 

i got detention all the time for missing homework and just generally being a pain in the ass and got ISS once but had it removed from my record because a teacher got physical with me and the school freaked out

 

Lol i got like a week's worth of detention because my history teacher was on some thing about how France didn't actually matter in post-WW2 western Germany and i told him that was pretty stupid and asked why he was committed to convincing his class he was stupid.

 

handall is cursed, bro, ain’t no …lending a hand… there

 

I have to say something, and know that it pains me, but your posting has improved

 

i was out on my porch earlier trying to think of more randall puns

 

Gonna have to get my brisket on the smoker at like 9 am on Saturday

 

Bring me some?

 

hyb

 

ill be gettin ready to drink beers at 9am on saturday

 

I got a lot of detentions in high school. I hated my Spanish teacher and to “make amends” i gave her a WOW Christmas worship CD on the last day of school before Christmas break but it was actually a Job for a Cowboy album and I printed out the CD cover of WOW and carefully glued it on and then shrink wrapped it back. I got ISS for that the first day back from break lol.

I cussed out our high school principal in the middle of our homecoming dance in front of everyone because they wouldn’t let me back in the gym after I walked my then-gf back to her car and came back to get my coat and keys. He thought i was smoking weed and wouldn’t let me in. Got ISS for that too.

I changed my grade on my science teachers computer when she stepped out for a call before the end of the year so I could make the “365 club” (those with GPAs of 3.65 or higher) annual overnight field trip. Grabbed a permission slip from a friend and copied it and changed the info to mine in Photoshop. Got detention for that when we got back.

Edit: also got detention for figuring out how to message other computers using command prompt and messaging dumb shit to random computers that were signed onto the school’s network.

 

This is incredible

 

I got in trouble and had a letter sent to my parents for saying out loud my friend Jonathon masturbates in elementary school.


My parents still have the letter. We all have a good laugh about it

 

To be fair why was your friend masturbating in an elementary school, isn't he kinda old for that now

 

Dylan has murdered someone I’m sure of it

 

Got caught with a playboy in shop class and got detention for it

 

A guy i went to high school with got expelled for stealing two teachers pay stubs lol