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Starting to hurt like a bitch now that it’s unwrapped and cleaned

 

If you don’t have insurance ask for a hardship discount or something similar.

 

Just sitting here with my fuckin muscle exposed waiting for the doctor to rotate to me

 

If I had a nickel

 

I told my wife what Randall did and asked her if I could show her the picture cause its gory and she laughed at me and then told me about a patient she had today and now I want to die.

 

Well now you must tell us

 

Novacaine incoming

 

For the soul?

 

Welp they lied lmao “we’re just gonna inject it around the area” nope he stuck that needle right in the wound like 7 times lol

it’s over now though

 

Well yeah. It’s local so they gotta

 

If I don’t feel the stitches it’s worth it

 

Damn that shit is amazing. Nothing.

 

butthole swelled completely shut.

 

Allergies?

 

Will say this whole thing isn’t so bad all things considered. I actually did expect more pain than this

 

I did feel a couple stitches so far but even that was just like, I grimaced for a sec and then it was over

 

Rewarding myself with a Pie In The Sky pizza and some nice wine from our sommelier tasting group today after this

 

Praying the tetanus shot is quick and I’m outta here in time to order

 

Rewarding!?

 

Nope, bedsores.

 

Whatever, self care / treating myself

 

11 stitches. Healthcare is wild

 

(There’s two stitches inside the wound)

 

Yup hate that

 

I think my knee injury might be a sprained meniscus. I don’t think it’s torn cause my leg can fully extend and doesn’t get stuck in any direction but the inflammation has gotten worse. They told me I have to come back to get that x-rayed