2025-2026 NFL Season [ARCHIVED] • Page 344

this is why women live longer than men

 

literally GO TO THE ER

BLEEDING ISNT THE ISSUE

YOURE GOINT TO GET AN I FECTION!!!!!!!

fuck dude come ON

 

and tetanus!

 

Randall your hand looks like it has a vagina


Go to the ER now

 

Urgent doesn’t mean tomorrow

 

Randalls gonna lose a hand and we're gonna have to start hearing about the pitfalls of ADA accessibility in the fine dining industry

 

me when Randall says he'll handle a gaping wound first thing tomorrow

 

I absolutely hate going to the doctor and would rather ignore more things but I would have been at an urgent care in 2 seconds after that.

 

Jesus Christ this one got me

 

*solemnly*

I FECTION!

 

Will smith's worst movie

 

Who is wearing this

 

def a murph hat

 

OR DONT JUMP THE FENCE

 

I would wear that

 

Acoustic? Probably

 

i couldn’t play for a month after i split open my finger

a cut that took three stitches and massive amounts of disinfectant while being like 1/10th as long and about 1/30th as deep as your cut

 

I had a friend who cut his hand like that, and he was so determined to keep up with his favorite hobby, he learned how to do it lefty. Unfortunately that hobby did involve tuggin'

 

I respect that

 

David

 

Is this the most united the thread has ever been

 

sorry


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was driving

 

had to if I didn’t wanna be stuck there for hours and lose a shift that I was really needed for

 

Do not post until you see a doctor