2025-2026 NFL Season [ARCHIVED] • Page 343

Randall we care about you bro

Please go to ER lol

 

Not only do you need stitches, get a tetanus shot asap

 

being in denial cause I’ve never had a cut that needed stitches. Am I gonna have to stop playing guitar for a couple weeks? Sighhhhhh

 

randall i hope youre typing from the emergency room

 

fkin hell Randall get to the ER lmao

 

in other medical news I just watched them remove a cyst from my wife's leg. was gnarly, watching the birth of my daughter was easier

 

No, why, does he have one?

 

Randall gonna try and upsell a table a bottle of red while his own bottle of red empties out on the table.

 

don’t think weakerthans have anything to do with this but take care of yourself ya hear

 

how is anyone feuding with squall

 

squeamish looking at a picture in the nfl thread of a pop punk fan site

 

Some of you in here

 

idk paddy unblock me and find out

 

is this a Taking Back Sunday lyric

 

truly no offense to randall but i think it goes without saying that if our skin is wide open flapping in the wind maybe don’t post a picture in the thread lol

 

Pretty fortunate it stopped bleeding at least haha

I can still hold a tray of drinks with that hand so that’s good I guess. Urgent care first thing tomorrow

 

Randall lol

 

URGENT CARE NOW

 

oh my god

 

Randall go to Urgent Care

 

Where does Randall work again. Someone call them

 

doxx randall for his own good

 

Urgent care tomorrow is an insane oxymoron lol

 

Thread can we bully randall into taking care of himself

 

Is this legitimately the dumbest Randall moment in the history of this website