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My roommate in college gave me food poisoning so her and my other roommate took me to the hospital where I pooped my pants in front of them. Hospital gave me scrubs to wear and I actually gave them to her and she had them up until recently lol.

 

We were coming home from seeing Hereditary. I saw it Saturday with my roommate and liked it so much Kelsey and I went to see it the next day lol

 

Not sure I’ve ever had actual food poisoning

 

I think about the big gulp tweet and the big slime post literally all the time lol

 

The grink for me

 

I visited this same friend over the summer one year between school years and we went to a house party and I swear I got drugged because I didn’t drink much but I blacked out and woke up naked in her parents kitchen island and I peed all over the kitchen and ripped up all their notes and papers and what not in the kitchen.

 

The grink post is literally me, here, with ginnis

 

Love Four Christmases

 

Probably why I can’t forget it lol

 

ive had food poisoning maybe five times

worms was way worse

 

Never shit my pants. I’m built different

 

Is this a cop or a drop

 

ok Frank Reynolds

 

Pretty cool

 

I’ve had food poisoning once and it was like 2 months ago and it was absolutely the worst night of my life, or 2nd worst after my colonoscopy prep concussion evening?

Both very similar evenings

 

worms was the worst bc you just constantly feel like you have to have diarrhea at all times but nothing comes out and you get terrible pains in your gut. truly the worst non-gout/injury pain I've had and it didn't end for like 48 hours straight. they aren't lying when they tell you not to eat or drink certain things in Mexico

 

drop. bad band.

 

when will we ever see snoopy with good bands

 

it still counts as shitting your pants if youre wearing a diaper

 

Had food poisoning 3 times and it’s one of the worst things ever. Had it once driving home from fire fly fest which I worked at for chipotle and had to stop like every 30 minutes or so to blow up a random McDonald’s bathroom.

 

how do you survive those 10 hour destiny 2 raids

 

I got food poisoning from McDonald’s breakfast like two times and I haven’t ate it since. It’s garbage food.

 

Man this better be a good year for the Jags cause the Pelicans are dead to me and the Orioles are the fucking Jags lol

 

these are both great though

ROCK ON CHICAGO - BLACK

AMERICAN WATER - IVORY