2025-2026 NFL Season: 502 Bad Gateway • Page 697

and according to dylan not even a real person

 

Is that what happened to you?

 

no grim got dropped off at alexions

 

no I have great loving parents

 

humblebrag

 

damn wanted to build a lightsaber when i go to disney but they jacked that shit up another $100. not spending $250 + tax on that.

 

trauma dump adjacent

 

i built one in the video game Jedi: Survivor the other day

 

how much did that cost

 

Here nerd

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09LTWKVSR/?tag=absolutepunk-20

 

it was included in my $17.99/month Playstation Plus subscription

 

I didn’t know you had children

 

shove both of those up your ass

 

i could bring you and you'd pass for my child

 

dylan's here to be a killjoy

 

i wonder if they will let me use that

 

is this one of your new kinks?

 

are we shaming?

 

It is a day that ends in y

 

Is anal lube different than regular lube?

 

no adding it to the wiki

 

yeah it’s for the butt

 

Bring your toy lightsabers to rock shows they will find you so cool

 

According to my teacher I don’t have that

 

yeah its desensitizing