2025-2026 NFL Season: 502 Bad Gateway • Page 696

In college I worked with a jam band guy who at the age of 18/19 was always trying to hook up with women in their 40’s

 

Dustin

 

Try it out

 

a pioneer

 

watched too much american pie, i assume

 

always crazy to remember they actually created the term MILF in that movie

 

choosing to blame murph

 

another day huh

 

unfortunately

 

moved my superman ticket from today to friday instead

 

At some point we’re gonna hire the babysitter so we can see fantastic four

 

@Donnie Ruth will do it

 

Benefit of having the in laws like five mins away. Free and easy babysitter

 

Can’t you just drop em off at the fire station or something?

 

I have held 2 babies in the last month I’m practically an expert

 

Ummm I’ve got someone already lol

 

the worst dudes in the world picked up golf during the pandemic. the bro-iest, chad-iest (sorry chad), patagonia-wearing-iest, broccoli headedest dudes. its miserable getting paired up with a group of them.

 

Damn the bros discovered golf?

 

they did, thanks to bryson dechambeau and youtube golfers

 

I’m gonna start playing golf and make sure I’m in the group ahead of Murph so I slow things way down

 

Okay I’ll bite, what’s golf?

 

my child has not pooped in like 60 hours and it's making her hella cranky

stuff has to come out today. like it has nowhere else to go

 

i havent pooped in 2 hours

 

4 minutes for me

 

not a real shitter