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well yeah you dont need condoms anymore

 

Texts from my wife she wants me to forward to @tvck :


Man I’ve been getting my ass kicked by Smartsheet formulas for the last 2 days and I finally figured it out today and I swear I could fight god


Tell your friend I said suck it, Smartsheet is my bitch

 

is that a game or somethin?

 

just ring up that toilet for the nice lady

 

Haven't used those in years anyways Jocelyn has the implant

 

Don't tell my bosses, but I barely even use the platform lmao

 

My favorite thing about IT is that people assume that I know how to use every piece of software that's ever existed so I can teach them. I am a simple mechanic, I can figure out how to install it/configure it, but you have to drive the car

 

so you’re an expert on EPIC is what you’re telling me?

 

I do actually know some Epic from my last job lmfao

 

You know Allscripts?

 

I dabbled back in 2019/2020 before I transferred to a different client.

 

#NotAllScripts

 

bunch of nerds

 

I was the Allscripts guru from like 2015-2019 then we switched to Epic, then in 2020 I switched to a different department of IT and never needed to use it again

 

I was credentialed to train Epic and then my company got bought and they got rid of that training department and now I do a bunch of dumb shit.

 

i’ll never leave this website. with posts like these come on

 

I had to cancel my debit card because someone tried to use it. Yay!

 

temu oasis

 

honestly more temu blur which is why they suck

 

Hell yeah I have that too when my insomnia defeats trazodone

 

wouldn’t catch me ever doing this, simp

 

laughed in public

 

sorry about that, you left it in the bathroom and I couldn't find my credit card