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how’d you get a boner from that?

 

what

 

i'm glad you asked

"gambling era" made me think of "dead ball era" and so I thought "what other defined eras of baseball are there" so I googled that which led me to the history of baseball in the united states wikipedia page where I saw



and I obviously had to learn what that was

 

that's private

 

are you going to post the link to the boner article or make me google it on my work computer

 

Boners and dead balls don't seem like they would be related

 

Merkle's Boner - Wikipedia

 

and yet

 

the wildest tootblan in history

 

I actually have no clue what to infer from this

 

I hope Ohtani jacks a lot of big dongs this season

 

this is way way worse than what I said

 

there is an entire section of that article called "Boner" and it still doesn't explain whose penis was hard

 

You have to ask Ohtani who he was ja....this is going too far. Nevermind

 

unreliable narrator or something idk

 

not Merkle's though

 

sorry still catching up on the latest discourse and havent seen what you said

 

Wait, so Merkle's boner isn't even Merkle's?!

 

it's a metaphorical boner not a literal one

 

is merkle's boner like schrodinger's cat

 

is this one of those goddamn who's on first things

 

good bit

 

that excuse didnt work in school and its not gonna work now

 

gonna get banned for that