2024 MLB Season [ARCHIVED] Baseball • Page 47

Very sad that Draft Kings doesn't know the difference between Simpsons and Futurama, though

 

but is it surprising?

 

I guess not. They're the kings of draft, not Matt Groening

 

My default assumption is that anyone who works for draft kings has an IQ of about 20

 

I've actually never used or been to Draft Kings. They sponsor podcasts I listen to, that's about the extent of what I know. My personality is so addictive that if I start gambling on sports I'll probably just lose my house lol

 

wow this man out here ruining what’s left of his reputation to make terrible jokes online couldn’t be me

 

once is the jon heyman of chorus

 

damn that might have been too mean

 

dark days

 

Is this higher or lower than Barstool?

 

Oh, it's higher

 

the bar is at about stool height after all

 

shohei wanting to make up for not being able to pitch so hard, he can’t stomach the hit to his war

 

Trout's best grand slam

Chris Sale at 114 pitches lol times have changed

 

Yea everyone who works for barstool is actually part of a research study as the only primates with negative iq

 

Seeing Pujols AND Freese on the same team that isn’t the Cards is wild and something I forgot about

 

At least they're only gonna pay him 2 million for his max 6 WAR this year and save the 68 million for when he's a zero WAR player

 

Baseball: not a math sport (but also the most math sport)

 

I need one

 

ugh, sounds like it'll only be available at Globe Life.. my hatred of Rally House for losing my Seager jersey grows stronger every day.