2024 MLB Season [ARCHIVED] Baseball • Page 39

i’m a simple american

i want my letters big, my ketchup to be real, and full dong visible

 

To be fair, all ketchup is disgusting, so I don't care what they do over there at Fenway

 

have you tried it with steak

 

Stop yourself

 

once

 

that’s all?

 

goddammit.

 

kind of wild they went so scientific just to come out with absolute dog shit uniforms across the board

 

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ASSSSSSSSSEMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

#bust

 

we out here

 

haters will say he’s washed

 

His time with the Yankees made him who he is

 

unwashed!

 

130 wins or it’s utter failure

 

i think its WS or bust rather than number of wins lol

 

also are we firing up the fantasy machine this season??

 

is the fantasy machine what mets fans fire up every season to delude them into thinking there’s a chance

 

MY GOAT AT IT ALREADY

 

if they lose a game fire the whole franchise into the sun

 

only way to eat it

 

hey it’s the meal of super bowl champs

 

ohtani has such insane opposite field power