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my plan would be to bet my degenerate gambling friends that i could do it and if i do they have to bankroll it unless i fail.

 

thinking it's probably $20 per tall boy and $10-$15 per dog? My friends should front that if I'm going to put myself through a day or 2 of hell afterwards.

 

the trickiest part would be having to get like 2 or 3 beers in the 7th inning and risk drinking some warmer beers near the end to finish up.

 

a 1 to 1 per inning seems the most realistic but i feel like id wanna house like 4 or 5 beers immediately and break for an inning or two.

 

$7.99 per dog at Wrigley

 

gotta strategically plan and decide when you'll break the seal as well. starting to sound more difficult

 

my plan would be to eat 4-5 dogs immediately first inning and game plan from there

 

I'll admit I haven't been to a game in a long time so I'm just trying to gauge for inflation since my last visit lol

 

That's probably the best plan. A power hour always seemed reasonable too, until you got to the end of the hour

 

Dehydrate yourself the day before so you can get 3-5 down before you even think about having to go.

 

im choosing to believe you’re an out of touch billionaire who doesn’t know what a gallon of milk costs

 

if only

 

I’m going to the Saturday game this weekend but I don’t think I could talk either person I’m going with into funding the escapade.

Also I don’t want to have a fucking stroke from eating 9 hot dogs.

 

also, do dollar hot dog nights still exist? that might help

 

well also, im not drinking 9 miller lite 24oz tallboys lol im going to wherever has 16 oz cups of lite beer lol

 

i usually do

 

do you hear what he’s calling you @GrantCloud

 

I could easily knock out the 9 hot dogs by like the fifth inning but the beers would be not surviving

 

This fuckin guy

 

Philadelphia has been in quite the uproar as this is the first season with no dollar dog night

 

Jake Burger is sick of being a loser!!!

 

jake burger with 2 homers on a day where almost every other hitter on my fantasy team has the day off

 

mets might be the last winless team after today