2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 897

imagine if they made it real?

 

that’s why they stay in the basement, it’s a peace treaty

 

I'd wear it

Might even say yeehaw

 

a bumblebee ain’t gonna do anything to you Grant.

 

you are from texas

 

Correct

 

he’s a model, can’t risk getting stung in the cheeks

 

explain this??????????????????????????????????????

 

I've straight up agreed to that with them lol. I don't go down there, and I don't go into the attic and whatever happens happens. But every now and then one of those 8 legged freaks steps outta line.

 

that’s him protecting Grant not hurting him

 

it’s not their fault you live in their house

 

I do have a cowboy hat but it's not a stereotypical looking one and I don't say yeehaw or howdy

I do say y'all and ain't and pronounce some things wrong

 

Show me their name on the paperwork

 

Wasps are bad, except when they beat the shit out of lanternflies

 

Have you ever checked to see if you live on an oil reserve

 

The writing is really small, their pens are sized appropriately for spiders

 

Zoolander made it really really small

 

I don't think there's much oil here, most of the oil is further south than here

But I'm not an oil expert

 

Lol when Beads and I started dating, one of the reasons she started staying at my house a lot is that a wasp nest had formed in the vents, and the air conditioning was shooting wasps at her. Her landlord was like "so?"

 

That is TERRIFYING

 

his middle name is jethro, actually

 

You could smell peppermint on her from miles away (I guess wasps hate peppermint)

 

Oh heck yeah bounsweet community day

 

Is that well known or did she figure that out via trial and error