2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 360

Your HOA didnt mow for you?

 

Never mowed in my life lol.

Was too young when living in Texas and then there isn't real grass in AZ lawns

 

It's nice that we can all get together and tell jokes

 

i was making a joke about josh manscaping

 

No, they only did snow removal on the streets and communal mowing (like by the playgrounds, etc). There was a guy that lived in the next cul de sac over who was a landscaper though, so he mowed a bunch of houses for like $5/yard, and whenever I had him trim the dumbass holly bush in front of my house, he'd usually mow for a few weeks after for free

 

Mine did but we care about people here in Iowa.



As long as you're white

 

Yeah ours doesn't do shit for us

 

do non-white people live in Iowa?

 

Move to Iowa, white boy.

 

I'm good I can just live somewhere without an HOA next

 

Less than 3% in the entire state.

 

Dustin killed my horniness REAL quick

 

thanks?

 

that help?

 

Not the first time I've heard that

 

*googles hipster elaine photo*

 

Welcome to the club my friend.

 

most of them are wrong!

 

ehhhh

 

Almost beer o clock

 

I'm getting my wisdom teeth out next week and I got an email today with the instructions for the night before etc. but it also included an estimate which was $1000 more than what I was originally told so I called the mfers so fast and pulled the receipts and they backed down immediately

If you come for the king you best not miss

 

this is what i said when i was staring down the earthquake