2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 3539

pain

 

I listened to ten on pat’s list but I will not elaborate

 

Pat I have listened to none on your list but will commit to the MJ L something album.

 

Oh wait I’ve got one on the board already!

 

Steelers Legend Kenny Pickett on that list

 

you need to listen to hotline tnt asap

 

no, but this popped up in my group chat today and apparently there is some connection to a few of the guys.

I did almost get into a fight (ok not really) after the game yesterday tho. Some guy (commie fan) was being super rude and mean to his wife/girlfriend (raven fan) so when I walked by I said that I obviously side with her since she’s the smarter of the two. He told me “you can suck my dick too”

Me: “drop your pants I’ll do it right now”
Him: “Shut the fuck up”
Me: “Not until you stick your dick in my mouth”
Him: I forgot, but he was def getting angrier
Me: “I’ll polish your knob cleaner than you’ve ever seen”
Him: “I’ll fucking murder you”

I was backpedaling throughout this exchange, so at this point I was too far away for anything to happen and his girlfriend had finally succeeded in telling him to shut up.

 

That Hum album still hits so good it’s stupid

 

I didn't think I was gonna make it. However, in the middle of the night I woke up in a cold sweat knowing I hadn't done my job. I felt a fire in my stomach and mustered up all my energy because I knew this thread would not continue if I didn't call Dak Prescott and Deshaun Watson dawgshite.

I did this for all of us.



OFFICIAL WEEK 6!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

DAWG IN EM:

Jared Goff - Utter domination on Jerry Jones' birthday. What a great gift to all non-cowboys fans

Caleb Williams - I think it's safe to say he's going to pass Charlie O'Rouke's Bears rookie TD passing record from...*checks notes* 1942 (didn't look this up, I know ball) (lies)

Jordan Love - His fadeaway throws are insane and it's unfair. The NFC north is v fun!

Brock Purdy - Was this a statement win or are the Seahawks actually just bad? Who cares Brock showed up

Derrick Henry - On pace for over 1900+ yards for the season. Those who said he was washed (me) are in shambles

Josh Allen - A game where he had to show who the Big Dawg(tm) is and he did

Baker Mayfield - Baker gonna throw some picks and he's gonna run downfield tryna block. That's a dawg if I've ever seen one

Lil Pup in em:

Jalen Hurts - No turnovers, no complaints. Are the Eagles back is the pain over in Philly? Of course not, Sirianni is still the coach!

CJ Stroud - Heard rumors people called him a Nico Collins merchant (made up in my mind), had to prove us wrong. Handshakes.

Jayden Daniels - This is what we in the business call a statement loss!

Kirk Cousins - He really is cooking something up in ATL, I fear
Drake Maye - I was in the "don't play him, he's gonna get killed" and while he did get hit some, vibes gotta be feeling better than seeing Shitecoby back there

Spencer Rattler - That was the worst 2nd quarter of my life, but like Drake, you gotta feel good about the potential that was on display.

Justin Herbert - On paper, he's just not sexy anymore but idk a win is a win

Joe Burrow - That 47 yard TD run was a dawg run and I thought we were gonna see Big Joe but he did what was needed.
Justin Fields - I wish there was a category between lil pup and no dawg because his play reminds me of a well-done steak. I'll eat it, I don't wanna but it's still protein ya know?

No Dawg in em:

Aaron Rodgers - RIP to the guy who had a +1230863 15 leg parlay and all he needed was a Jets win who could've cashed out for $36k and instead cashed for $5k LMAO

Bo Nix - Bo is just not a first half qb, he's the corn you see in your shite, but he always finds a way in the 2nd half to do something

Geno Smith - Vibes are starting to feel horrible!

Trevor Lawrence - It's not all his fault but he's the QB and that poopoo brains like myself look at

Kyler Murray - Arizona hasn't won back-to-back games in like 3 seasons now and it's not gonna happen with Call of Duty coming out in less than 2 weeks.

Aidan O'Connell - "Hey Siri, play Perfect Timing by Shedeur Sanders"

Daniel Jones - Scrappy but shitty but not full dawg shite. Plz no Giants or Daniel Jones in primetime for the love of GOD

Andy Dalton - Very dawgshiteable but he taught Bryce how to fist bump

Nick Sirianni - Soft move to bring his kids to the post-game press conference lol


The Realm of Dog Shite:

Dak Shitescott - He simply cannot get it done lmao

DeShite Watson - Ima start charging this fool rent for taking up all this space in my realm

Gabe Davshite - Stat wise, you see 2 TDs and think "huh not bad!" but then you watch the tape...

Will Shitevis - You can't be throwing up Spiderman webs when you pass for under 100 yards you mayo shitter

Calvin Shitely - You know you're washed when you put on HEX colors: #0C2340, #4B92DB and #C8102E

 

i cannot imagine dave liking this lol

 

WOOF
WOOF

 

happy friday to the chat

 

"Solo" death metal band

 

Feel better ❤️

 

@CarpetElf wanna do ABBA season 8.5?

 

I'll probably pass this season sorry

 

HE BUSTED OUT THE HEX COLORS

 

@Dinkleberg didnt get her number for you, sorry man

 

Did you get her number for anyone else

 

Just like the Georgia defensive players the eagles drafted I have let you down

 

My wife would like her number