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I spent my 30th birthday last November on a plane for a work trip. And my dinner was a bag of fruit snacks and a Gatorade. So I don’t really care about my birthday at all

 

@JoshIsMediocre did you know Andre the Giant had over 70 teeth?

 

Tonight it finally happened. Waited a year for it. I swallowed (by eating) a meatloaf cupcake. It was delicious and special

 

What other swallowing is there

 

the eternal awooga. one of my earliest awoogas.

 

tmi

 

Same movie but different lead

 

Update: I’m probably not going to the Jags game, it’s supposed to rain all day and I’m not about to sit in the rain again after having to do that for both days of All Things Go last weekend lol

 

If the Jags lose it's your fault

 

not doug, not press, not trev, not the playcalling, not the defense, not the receivers not catching the ball or getting separation, not khan.

morgan.

 

But I’m gonna wear my JHA throwback jersey and my new socks at home

 

I’m sad none of you RSVP’d for Milo’s party today

 

Morgan has nothing to do with it

I’m watching the Jags so they will catastrophically lose. It is known.

 

They’ll never actually come through on their promising talent until I publicly denounce and stop rooting for them. Orioles and Pelicans too probably lol

 

…then why haven’t you? Seems selfish.

 

I know right lol. I was gonna skip Jags in real time this week cause my girlfriend asked me to come with her to someone’s funeral, but then she was like “oh shit that’s Saturday not Sunday” so I guess I’m witnessing two funerals this weekend

 

At least use it for good and cheer on the Browns?

 

God what a miserable existence that must be. With great power comes great responsibility I guess

 

(To be fair the Jags are basically the Browns except without a rapist at QB)

 

rapist QBs plural. Don’t forget about their 1st round draft pick woman beater. Pretty big difference imo!

 

how could we forget