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CarpetElf · Sep 24, 2024

Cursed

Drew Beringer · Sep 24, 2024

CarpetElf said:

Shad is gonna send Jon Moxley after Doug Pederson

GreatBeardRecs · Sep 24, 2024

JRShoenberger · Sep 24, 2024

Has anyone checked on Randall?

Victor Eremita · Sep 24, 2024

Literal said:

OFFICIAL WEEK 3!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

The council has come together with The Farmer's Dog 100% human-grade food in our cups to discuss this weeks Dawg rankings. After careful consideration and conversation, we have determined who was a Dawg and who was Dawg shite.

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DAWG IN EM:

Andy Dalton - As red hot as an unfixed male dog. He's fuckin’ throbbing (sex thing) (beastiality thing)

Sam Arnold - Is it too soon to say...MVP?

Josh Allen - Josh Allen is really good at football. Sliced and diced them cats.

Jayden Daniels - Lads, I think he may be...Him

Daniel Jones - The true meaning of a dog is someone who can look at the haters in the eye and bark. Daniel has been barking these last two weeks.

Matthew Stafford - Season defining drive with half the roster seemingly injured, this is something future HOFers do, something most of us can't understand having a QB of such caliber

Lamar Jackson - Another season defining game, didn't want to be on IG live post-game. He means business.

Derrick Henry - I thought RBs his age were supposed to be washed? DAWG

Lil Pup in em:
Aaron Rodgers - Made the Patriots not look like a real franchise, only 2 sacks on his old body - nice week!

Malik Willis - Previously Malshite, he's found his real name with the Green Bay Jersey buff and against his former team! Maybe it's the coaching, idk

Justin Fields - 3-0, 3 offensive TDs total so far this season, that's Steelers football baby!

Malik Nabers - Top of the lil pups, if he broke 100 yards I would have put him. After all, this is an Eye Test.

Kirk Cousins - Sometimes looked like shite, sometimes look good - that means something is barking in there, and I do like that.

Brock Purdy - Dawg QB's turn those typa games into W's. He needs to learn how to eat some W's but once again, his stats look good on the Eyes.

Dak Prescott - Cowboys are washed, what can I say lmao

Bo Nix - Puppy was Barkin’ but I refuse to give any higher ranking when he still has 0 passing TDs (still a hater)

No Dawg in em:

Joe Burrow - I like when the Bengals are good and I know they start slow, but this is too far. It's not even his fault imo, but I think it's time to buzz the blonde.

Caleb Williams - Really bad first half, but he showed promise. At first I was gonna put him in with the lil pups, but after Jayden's day...I just can't.

Baker Mayfield - Real ones knew this was a trap game. Next 2 games will determine if Baker will be seeing the realm where some think he belongs…

CJ Stroud - A bad game but when you’re going against someone on a 7th year bump, what can you expect? GG go next

Jalen Hurts - Him being called Tyrod Taylor with inspirational quotes is so accurate.

Justin Herbert - A hurt this, a hurt that - is this all you’re ever going to be?! GET SOME DAWG IN YOU

Derek Carr - A typical Derek Carr performance. Was this week a fluke? Who knows but it feels good to see him back where he belongs

The Realm of Dog Shite:

TreSHITE Lawrence - I’m putting him here before the start of MNF because we all know where he’s gonna end up...is what I typed before I left work before MNF. I had him in the No Dawg's but he's going to have his own section very, very soon if this continues.

Will Shitevis - When your coach says “he’s our quarterback,” it seems like you’re much closer to no longer being the quarterback. Ask Bryce :(

Anthony Shiterson - Allergic to throwing good short and medium passes, ya know, an important thing for a successful quarterback

Gardner Shiteshew - Let’s face it, Gardner was gonna be here a few times this season. Now the question will be if he will have more opportunities to continue being dog shite in the weeks to come

Jacoby Shitessett - The bridge has fallen already. Unfortunately, it doesn't matter who is back there, they will be hit at least 10 times a game.

Shitelar Thompson - A new enterant to the realm, some reason people were buying his rookie cards, what a bunch of dummies. No modern QB wearing 19 is worth a shit.

DeShitre Swift - I think half of this thread could average the yards per carry this MF had this week

Shitein Tucker - Is it safe to say he's washed? Maybe a premature addition to the realm, but it's not the first time I've busted early (never coomed) (sex thing)

The Bryce Young Dogshite Memorial:

Bryce Young - It’s time to close the coffin on our beautiful lil boy. He's gone and gone for good. The moment Andy Dalton drove the team down the field on the first possession for a touchdown we all knew it was the end. He’s dead. He’s fucking dead!!!!!!!!!!!! time to learn real-estate buddy, maybe medical insurance perhaps?

A+

PeacefulOrca · Sep 24, 2024

This is for @Fucking Dustin and only him

Sean Murphy · Sep 24, 2024

JRShoenberger said:

Has anyone checked on Randall?

hes practicing his russian

PeacefulOrca · Sep 24, 2024

Sean Murphy said:

hes practicing his russian

is he tony deangelos agent or something?

Sean Murphy · Sep 24, 2024

PeacefulOrca said:

is he tony deangelos agent or something?

orca I have no idea what this means

JRShoenberger · Sep 24, 2024

same

CarpetElf · Sep 24, 2024

Dinkleberg · Sep 24, 2024

CarpetElf said:

I thought it was the Bears who weren’t going to be punting because of their rookie QB

CarpetElf · Sep 24, 2024

Dinkleberg said:

I thought it was the Bears who weren’t going to be punting because of their rookie QB

They drafted a punter with one of their four picks! They knew to prepare

Dinkleberg · Sep 24, 2024

CarpetElf said:

They drafted a punter with one of their four picks! They knew to prepare

They really wanted to put Caleb in a position to succeed

Dinkleberg · Sep 24, 2024

When your DT is played on the edge over your highly paid edge rusher

Dinkleberg · Sep 24, 2024

Donnie Ruth · Sep 24, 2024

They fire anybody in Jacksonville yet?

CarpetElf · Sep 24, 2024

imthegrimace · Sep 24, 2024

Awoooooga

Sean Murphy · Sep 24, 2024

horny ass grim

imthegrimace · Sep 24, 2024

imthegrimace · Sep 24, 2024

Sean Murphy said:

horny ass grim

let me live

MidDave · Sep 24, 2024

CarpetElf said:

…maybe Kliff good?

imthegrimace · Sep 24, 2024

JoshIsMediocre · Sep 24, 2024

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