2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 3145

Offensively. Have not punted in two straight games lol. Usually that’s their go-to play.

defense will lose them games tho

 

I am once again reminded that Dan Quinn is a head coach in the league still

 

Is it just me or does burrows head look massive? I’m watching this press conference and idk if it’s his new ugly haircut or what

 

OFFICIAL WEEK 3!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

The council has come together with The Farmer's Dog 100% human-grade food in our cups to discuss this weeks Dawg rankings. After careful consideration and conversation, we have determined who was a Dawg and who was Dawg shite.




DAWG IN EM:

Andy Dalton - As red hot as an unfixed male dog. He's fuckin’ throbbing (sex thing) (beastiality thing)

Sam Arnold - Is it too soon to say...MVP?

Josh Allen - Josh Allen is really good at football. Sliced and diced them cats.

Jayden Daniels - Lads, I think he may be...Him

Daniel Jones - The true meaning of a dog is someone who can look at the haters in the eye and bark. Daniel has been barking these last two weeks.

Matthew Stafford - Season defining drive with half the roster seemingly injured, this is something future HOFers do, something most of us can't understand having a QB of such caliber

Lamar Jackson - Another season defining game, didn't want to be on IG live post-game. He means business.

Derrick Henry - I thought RBs his age were supposed to be washed? DAWG



Lil Pup in em:
Aaron Rodgers - Made the Patriots not look like a real franchise, only 2 sacks on his old body - nice week!

Malik Willis - Previously Malshite, he's found his real name with the Green Bay Jersey buff and against his former team! Maybe it's the coaching, idk

Justin Fields - 3-0, 3 offensive TDs total so far this season, that's Steelers football baby!

Malik Nabers - Top of the lil pups, if he broke 100 yards I would have put him. After all, this is an Eye Test.

Kirk Cousins - Sometimes looked like shite, sometimes look good - that means something is barking in there, and I do like that.

Brock Purdy - Dawg QB's turn those typa games into W's. He needs to learn how to eat some W's but once again, his stats look good on the Eyes.

Dak Prescott - Cowboys are washed, what can I say lmao

Bo Nix - Puppy was Barkin’ but I refuse to give any higher ranking when he still has 0 passing TDs (still a hater)


No Dawg in em:

Joe Burrow - I like when the Bengals are good and I know they start slow, but this is too far. It's not even his fault imo, but I think it's time to buzz the blonde.

Caleb Williams - Really bad first half, but he showed promise. At first I was gonna put him in with the lil pups, but after Jayden's day...I just can't.

Baker Mayfield - Real ones knew this was a trap game. Next 2 games will determine if Baker will be seeing the realm where some think he belongs…

CJ Stroud - A bad game but when you’re going against someone on a 7th year bump, what can you expect? GG go next

Jalen Hurts - Him being called Tyrod Taylor with inspirational quotes is so accurate.

Justin Herbert - A hurt this, a hurt that - is this all you’re ever going to be?! GET SOME DAWG IN YOU

Derek Carr - A typical Derek Carr performance. Was this week a fluke? Who knows but it feels good to see him back where he belongs



The Realm of Dog Shite:

TreSHITE Lawrence - I’m putting him here before the start of MNF because we all know where he’s gonna end up...is what I typed before I left work before MNF. I had him in the No Dawg's but he's going to have his own section very, very soon if this continues.

Will Shitevis - When your coach says “he’s our quarterback,” it seems like you’re much closer to no longer being the quarterback. Ask Bryce :(

Anthony Shiterson - Allergic to throwing good short and medium passes, ya know, an important thing for a successful quarterback

Gardner Shiteshew - Let’s face it, Gardner was gonna be here a few times this season. Now the question will be if he will have more opportunities to continue being dog shite in the weeks to come

Jacoby Shitessett - The bridge has fallen already. Unfortunately, it doesn't matter who is back there, they will be hit at least 10 times a game.

Shitelar Thompson - A new enterant to the realm, some reason people were buying his rookie cards, what a bunch of dummies. No modern QB wearing 19 is worth a shit.

DeShitre Swift - I think half of this thread could average the yards per carry this MF had this week

Shitein Tucker - Is it safe to say he's washed? Maybe a premature addition to the realm, but it's not the first time I've busted early (never coomed) (sex thing)



The Bryce Young Dogshite Memorial:

Bryce Young - It’s time to close the coffin on our beautiful lil boy. He's gone and gone for good. The moment Andy Dalton drove the team down the field on the first possession for a touchdown we all knew it was the end. He’s dead. He’s fucking dead!!!!!!!!!!!! time to learn real-estate buddy, maybe medical insurance perhaps?

 

Red Rifle, more like Red Rocket arf arf

 

#nevercoomed


man waking up to dawg rankings this day is already a 10

 

Best way to start a morning

 

ARF ARF ARF
ARF ARF ARF
AWOOOOOO

 

did the Ben Simmons gym hype video drop yet

 

Gardner Shiteshew made me legit chuckle

 

Wtf thats an absurd difference

 

Had to deal with Brady for two decades and now have to deal with this alien

 

Josh Allen is good at football

 

so true grim

 

good morning to all those who are working on blessing and releasing last night

 

Literal every Tuesday morning

 

sex thing?

 

brother I wish

 

Let Go and Let God

 

and also with you

 

im blessing and releasing a poop rn

 

Jags have the dumbest coaching staff

 

That's cool is he actually gonna do anything about it