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me

 

HOW MANY MINUTES DO I HAVE TO LIVE SOMEWHERE BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF LONG ISLAND ALLOWS ME TO SAY I LIVE THERE

 

at least 30

 

I believe the actual rule of thumb is 10 years before you can say you're "from" somewhere.

 

has elf ever lived anywhere for 10 years

 

i didn't say I'm from here, just that i live here. i usually say I'm from Tallahassee but sometimes I'm in the mood to lie and say other places

 

has anything elfs ever said been true

 

no actually lmao. I came really close once though!

 

who's to say

 

elf isnt from ANYWHERE

 

wanderlust affects us all differently

 

Well sure, but the “We” kinda implies you’re a Californian and you’re not yet.

 

Tallahassee counts enough. I just moved to a border county and back four times lol

 

Bookmarking this for when you refer to the Pats as we.

 

not me wanting to go on vacation next year to Arizona lol

 

Tbf he's probably closer to them than you are to Anaheim

 

So I get your point, but I actually do my best (I’m sure I’ve missed before) to not do this because the idea of me playing professional football, just the thought, makes me feel like 15% of the pain that would actually occur which is…a lot.

 

iirc about where he is then yes he's a little under twice as close distance wise lol

 

northern AZ is beautiful. the rest is shit

 

lol I grocery shop at Gillette stadium

 

oh you're much closer than what i thought then

 

or you have no value for your time which i mean, *checks post count*

 

i thought dave lived in like NORTHERN Mass

 

oh we've already established dave is a terrorist to his free time

 

I was born in northern MA. Like right on the NH border. But I live about 15-20 mins from Gillette and it’s the closest Trader Joe’s I have.