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if youre still playing beer pong with beer in the cups youre going to live forever because youre immune to disease

 

I am immune from disease, so, yes. Will be living forever

 

Picking up ping pong balls from dirty basements with hair and dirt and probably mold and throwing them in cups and drinking them. Just horror shit.

 

I mean, I haven't played in a basement in a long time. Usually play outside, but there's always a water cup to splash the ball in when it goes off table....good enough for me

 

Ain’t drinking a cup with a worm potentially in it.

 

Bunch of softies in here

 

Donnie looks in the cup after a successful sink and sees a worm. "Not again..."

 

you say potentially like the only way you'd be able to tell if a WORM was in your cup was to just drink it

 

Could go for a Busch latte rn

 

Used to be able to get a 6-er of Busch heavy pint cans for $6 back in the day.....those were the good ol days

 

im so mad at myself for not realizing earlier in the year that the 4th was on a fuckin thursday and didnt take friday off before so many other people did that they blacked out the day for any future PTO requests lol

 

Simply don't work Fridays in the summer

 

thanks a lot Obama

 

BOZO ALERT

 

I have half of July off work already so I didn't take off Friday

 

simply do not work

what do you do anyway

 

If I asked Mark what he did for work he'd come back with some vague and suspicion answer like "consultant"

 

Unequivocally and firmly standing shoulder to shoulder with Spiffa on this. Beer in the cup is disgustingly filthy.

 

Relatable. Off last week, next week and the last week of the month. I'm only here for 11 days this month

 

Every now and then I find myself wondering if I lived through the same global pandemic as everyone else lol

 

unfortunately is is simply not this easy if i wish to remain employed

i have one of those fake project manager jobs people talk about. i probably wont have much to do friday anyway because a lot of our crews will be off but its just annoying that i gotta schlep into the office (probably) hungover.

 

Which half

 

the middle half

 

Become a consultant like me...we get Fridays off in the summer